crappy friday blues..

[friendly version]
you dun have to dail 1900- or log in to any troublesome website
or even leave ur particular down! just take a look at
the columns on the right.. ypu and just below the tag board
you will see a polling booth!
Place ur vote now!
yesh is tat easy! Just takes u less than 5 second..
just follow the 3 eAsy STEpS! !

[step1] choose either option, and click on the radio button
[step2]Click submit
[step3]SMiLE!! its DONE!!

is tat easy and fun! try now! =)
closing date is 15th Aug 12mid!! stay tune!!

[the Get-over-with-it version]
OIE!! look at the right side of ur screeN!
see tat polling booth! YES?
SEE TAT? THEN WAD ARE U WAITING FOR!

[the ah-beng version]
eh you! check it out hor.. the polling booth demands ur
attention man.. must check it out.. vote okiE?
no kidding, no trouble no prize~ ya lor.. no funding mahx.
dun forget to vote hor! thnx u man!

[Saleman version]
have u notice the weather turning funny?
or the traffic getting more congested?
ur princple's speech is getting long?
sch workload getting heavier..
teachers getting more and more inhuman?

well, there u have it! Lots of problem await for
you the moment u click the small [x] on the top right hand
corner of ur screen. but wads next a call frm
ur parents telling u there aint any dinner for u
all becoz u didn't off the light before u went to sch?

we can run but we cant hide!
and this following messages is to all you out there
who happen to be or soon to be suffering from this..
might be happening to you right now, or even to
your close one.. BUT no worrys
coz i have the cure

wad you need now is to give me just 2 minutes
and everything will turn out fine.. though seems a bit
amazing how i can solve all this with just a click of finger
and it is REALLY tat easy..

but first could u plz place ur vote
at the voting booth just below the tag board
company policy..

p.s. saleman.. they get things done without pple noticing

[funky version]
dum-zi-da-zi-da-zi-da-da
dumdum-zi-da-zi-da-zi-da-da
dumdum-dumda-zi-da-zi-da-da
dada-zi-da-zidum-zi-da-da
dada-dumdum-dada-zi-da-zi-da-da
dadum-dada-zi-da-zi-da-da-da
dumdum-dada-dumdum-dada-bub-zi-da
yo cheCk it - Owwww!

[crap version]
say yeah!
YEAH!
and crab never taste so good before!
oh.. i tot u sae carb version..

[sweet version]
sweet for sale.. cheap cheap
lelong lelong...
?!

IS u again? YES.. and plz
this is the sweet version
so? why cant i sell sweets here?